το είχα λίγο καιρό τώρα...

...και είπα να το μοιραστώ. έβλεπα τις εκλογές στο justin.tv εκείνο το βράδυ. όταν πρόσεξα την ατάκα στο chat δεξιά, δε μπόρεσα να αντισταθώ. τράβηξα ένα printscreen για να την αποτυπώσω στην ιστορία. ιδού!

[και αν δε φαίνεται, ένα κλικ στη φωτό θα σε διαφωτίσει!]

shes got a chicken to ride!

click here!

i think when it comes to songs that sound like something else than what was originally intended, the beattles lyric above is the first that comes to mind. (the link above will demonstrate what i mean!)

did a bit of a search on the web and found some more examples. have fun reading:

-- Wrong Lyric: ''Take your pants down and make it happen'' -- Right Lyric: ''Take your passion and make it happen'' -- From: Irene Cara's ''Flashdance...What a Feeling''

-- Wrong Lyric: ''I got shoes, they're made of plywood'' -- Right Lyric: ''I got chills, they're multiplying'' -- From: John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John's ''You're the One That I Want''

-- Wrong Lyric: ''The girl with colitis goes by'' -- Right Lyric: ''The girl with kaleidoscope eyes'' -- From: The Beatles' ''Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds''

-- Wrong Lyric: ''Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue'' -- Right Lyric: ''Don't it make my brown eyes blue'' -- From: Crystal Gayle's ''Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue''

-- Wrong Lyric: ''The ants are my friends/They're blowin' in the wind'' -- Right Lyric: ''The answer my friend/Is blowin' in the wind'' -- From: Bob Dylan's ''Blowin' in the Wind''

-- Wrong Lyric: ''Baking carrot biscuits'' -- Right Lyric: ''Takin' care of business'' -- From: Bachman-Turner Overdrive's ''Takin' Care of Business''

-- Wrong Lyric: ''Clown control to Mao Tse-Tung'' -- Right Lyric: ''Ground control to Major Tom'' -- From: David Bowie's ''Space Oddity''

-- Wrong Lyric: ''Jacques the monkey'' -- Right Lyric: ''Shock the monkey'' -- From: Peter Gabriel's ''Shock the Monkey''

-- Wrong Lyric: ''I am a rock, I am an onion'' -- Right Lyric: ''I am a rock, I am an island'' -- From: Simon & Garfunkel's ''I Am a Rock''

-- Wrong Lyric: ''Last night I dreamt of some bagels'' -- Right Lyric: ''Last night I dreamt of San Pedro'' -- From: Madonna's ''La Isla Bonita''

source: http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,297074,00.html

the build up for christmas has started...

ads are beginning to pop up everywhere, pubs make themselves available for parties, people are starting to talk about their holidays and how they're going to spend them. so here's a video for you to get you in the spirit...

http://www.nimportequi.com/video_popupNEW.php?id_video=11

from my favourite, "n'importe qui"

more videos at http://www.nimportequi.com/videos.php

πραγματικά απίστευτο

εκείνη την εποχή ήταν απλά αστείο. σήμερα η προφητεία του μητσικώστα είναι απλά απίστευτη! καλά, πόσο μετρούσε?

screw viagra - eat watermelon!

it's official. scientists are close to proving that fruit is good for you. especially watermelon.

in greek

in english

too bad this country doesn't really produce any decent watermelons.

και τώρα τα ΠΡΑΓΜΑΤΙΚΑ αθλητικά νέα

ΕΚΤΑΚΤΟ ΠΑΡΑΡΤΗΜΑ: το προεδρικό ζεύγος στο θέατρο "αλίκη"!

ποτέ δεν κατάλαβα γιατί έχουμε αθλητικές εφημερίδες στην ελλάδα (και μάλιστα τόσες πολλές). αλλά πάντα με διασκεδάζουν, γιατί τώρα πια ούτε καν μπαίνουν στον κόπο να προσποιηθούν πως κάνουν αθλητική ενημέρωση! ιδού ανεκτίμητης αξίας κομμάτι από χτεσινό πρωτοσέλιδο!

:-)

i had to post this

talk about loving stereotypes! the muppet show in greece!

got to be a classic

κ έχει και άλλα τόσα links με θου-βου το youtube. ο μοναδικός παλιός έλλην κωμικός που με κάνει να γελάω!

ανέεεεεεεεεεεεεεεεκδοτο

no comment! απλά θεϊκό! νότης στο ρόλο του τάκη!

murphy's lesser known laws

i thought i'd share this one, received from a friend recently! enjoy!

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
7. Things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk leftby those who got there first.
8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Ε.Σ

pardonnez mon francais, αλλά είδα αυτό το video και γαμήθηκα στο γέλιο...αξίζει πολλά, και είναι πιθανότατα και αληθινό! είναι αυτό που λένε - "κωμωδία = τραγωδία + χρόνος", αν και με το κόμπλεξ που έω τραβήξει με το στρατό, δε νομίζω ό θα σταματήσω ποτέ να το σκέφτομαι δυσάρεστα, παρά τα αστεία και τις φιλίες. απολαύστε video, είναι διαχρονικά κωμικό!

the ultimate truth

thanks lefteri for e-mailing this :-)

Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute While He Tries To Think

This is an old one once again, but i just love some of the articles on the onion!

WASHINGTON, DC—In a nationally televised address Monday, President Bush urged all citizens, regardless of race, creed, color, or political affiliation, "to quiet down for just one minute" so he could have "a chance to think."

In a televised address to the nation, Bush called for "a little peace and quiet."

"Every American has an inalienable right to free speech and self-expression," Bush said. "Nonetheless, I call upon the American people to hold off on it for, say, 60 seconds. Just long enough for me to get this all sorted out in my head."

"Please," Bush added.

While the president said achieving a unilateral peace and quiet "would not be easy," he hoped that citizens would respect his wish and work toward a temporary cease-talk so that he could can hear his own thoughts "for once."

"Make no mistake: It will take patience and sacrifice," Bush said. "But such drastic measures could lead to a better tomorrow for all of us, especially for your commander in chief."

Bush then closed his speech by exhaling sharply, tightly closing his eyes, and massaging his temples. "I just—Christ, I just need a goddamn minute, you know?" he said.

The presidential call for national silence came as little surprise following weeks of rumors from White House sources that Bush appeared increasingly distracted and wearied by the ever-pervasive noise. Excerpts from an unedited videotaped meeting made public last Thursday revealed a frustrated Bush rhetorically asking Turkish Prime Minister Recep Erdogan how "the leader of the free world was supposed to get any work done around here with all this volume."

Assuring the public it "can make as much noise as [it] wants" as soon as the Bush-proposed national minute of silence concludes, Chief Of Staff Josh Bolten said that the White House was making "every effort" to accommodate Bush's wishes.

the rest of the story is here.

you've probably all seen it by now but...

always worth one more post and one more laugh :)